Un arab la ambasada S.U.A., pentru a primi viza :
Consulul : What is your name (Care este numele tau)?
Arabul : Abdul Aziz
Consulul : Sex (Sexul)?Arabul : Six to ten times a week (De la sase la zece ori pe saptamana)!
Consulul :I mean male or female (Ma refer barbat sau femeie)?
Arabul : Both male and females and sometimes camels (Ambele, barbati si femei si uneori si camile)
Consulul : Holy cow (Doamne Sfinte)
Arabul : And cow and dogs (Si vaci, caini)
Consulul : Man, isn't it hostile? (Omule si nu ti-e scarba?)
Arabul : Horse style, dog style, any style (Pozitia calului, a cainelui, orice stil)
Consulul : Oh, dear ! (Oh, Doamne)
Arabul : Deer? No deer, they run too fast (Caprioare? Caprioare nu, alearga prea repede!)